I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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