Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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