when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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