i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Drake has all the answers
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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