i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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