Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet

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(713): View more from Texas

splinters make it hard to masturbate

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(765): View more from Indiana

He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.

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(850): View more from Florida

it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday

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(602): View more from Arizona

I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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(631): View more from New York

She told me I should be a condom model.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.

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(512): View more from Texas

Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections

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