How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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