No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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