I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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