we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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