i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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