we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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