Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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