we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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