hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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