It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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