okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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