put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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