absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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