Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips