My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix