You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I would fuck him just for his dog
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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