I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's like iHOP with fire
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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