worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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