He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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