hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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