I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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