I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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