they need to just BURY HIM!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
His hands were made for my vagina.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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