she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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