You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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