bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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