Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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