Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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