The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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