when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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