The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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