btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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