we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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