none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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