Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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