he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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