He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
