i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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