what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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