The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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