i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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