Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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