People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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