Only a mothe r could love this liver
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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