i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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