there was a trapeze. enough said
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I will pee on everything he values.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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