Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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