My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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