Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I want to fling myself into the sun
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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