I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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