i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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