I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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