Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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